WEBVTT 1 00:00:43.157 --> 00:00:50.657 Dark Star - John Carpenter Sci-Fi 1974 1080p [H264-mp4] English 2 00:00:54.958 --> 00:00:58.087 Hi Guys. Glad we got your message. 3 00:00:58.167 --> 00:01:01.717 You'll be interested to hear it was broadcast live, all over Earth. 4 00:01:01.792 --> 00:01:06.343 In Prime Time. Got good reviews in the trades. 5 00:01:06.708 --> 00:01:11.464 The time lag on these messages is getting longer. 6 00:01:11.542 --> 00:01:15.843 We gather from the ten year delay, that you are approximately 7 00:01:15.917 --> 00:01:20.218 eighteen parsecs away. 8 00:01:20.375 --> 00:01:24.380 Drop us a line more often, okay? 9 00:01:25.042 --> 00:01:29.878 Sony to hear about the radiation leak on the ship. 10 00:01:29.958 --> 00:01:35.465 And real sorry to hear about the death of Commander Powell. 11 00:01:35.542 --> 00:01:38.136 There was a week of mourning here on Earth. 12 00:01:38.208 --> 00:01:41.007 The flags were at half mast. 13 00:01:41.208 --> 00:01:45.042 We're all behind you guys. 14 00:01:45.708 --> 00:01:51.340 About your request for radiation shielding, 15 00:01:51.417 --> 00:01:55.342 sorry to report this request has been denied. 16 00:01:55.417 --> 00:02:00.344 I hate to send bad news when you guys are up there doing such a swell job. 17 00:02:00.417 --> 00:02:03.796 But I think you'll take if in the proper spirit. 18 00:02:03.875 --> 00:02:07.675 There've been some cutbacks in Congress, and right now... 19 00:02:07.750 --> 00:02:10.594 considering the distance, we just can't afford 20 00:02:10.667 --> 00:02:13.671 to send a cargo shuttle out there to you. 21 00:02:13.750 --> 00:02:18.210 But I know... You guys will make due. 22 00:02:19.333 --> 00:02:23.338 Keep up the good work, men. 23 00:03:17.042 --> 00:03:21.798 (Garbled transmission) 24 00:03:21.875 --> 00:03:23.468 What'd you say Pinback? 25 00:03:23.542 --> 00:03:26.751 (Garbled transmission) 26 00:03:26.833 --> 00:03:28.426 What was that again? I still can't hear you. 27 00:03:28.500 --> 00:03:30.423 I said I'm trying to reach Talby. 28 00:03:30.500 --> 00:03:31.672 Something's wrong with the damn intercom. 29 00:03:31.750 --> 00:03:34.173 I need a last-minute diameter approximation. 30 00:03:34.250 --> 00:03:37.254 Talby, Talby, this is Doolittle. 31 00:03:37.333 --> 00:03:42.043 Do you read me? Talby? Talby, do you read me? 32 00:03:42.375 --> 00:03:44.002 TALBY! 33 00:03:44.083 --> 00:03:45.926 Oh yes, Doolittle. What is it? 34 00:03:46.000 --> 00:03:48.469 I need a diameter approximation. 35 00:03:48.542 --> 00:03:50.010 Okay, Doolittle, I'll have it in a minute. 36 00:03:50.083 --> 00:03:52.506 I need a GHF reading on the gravity correction. 37 00:03:52.583 --> 00:03:53.630 I'll check it. 38 00:03:53.708 --> 00:03:55.836 I have a bias A of plus one. 39 00:03:55.917 --> 00:03:56.957 - Pinback... - Ya, Doolittle. 40 00:03:57.000 --> 00:03:59.753 - Your GHF reading is minus fifteen. - Doolittle. 41 00:03:59.833 --> 00:04:00.834 Yes. 42 00:04:00.917 --> 00:04:03.170 I need a computer reading on a fail-safe mark. 43 00:04:03.250 --> 00:04:04.297 In a second. 44 00:04:04.375 --> 00:04:06.594 Boiler, can you set me up with some drive figures? 45 00:04:06.667 --> 00:04:10.797 Ninety seven million, minus eight, corrected to mass critical. 46 00:04:10.875 --> 00:04:12.798 That checks out here. 47 00:04:12.875 --> 00:04:15.799 I have a reduced drive reading of seven thousand. 48 00:04:15.875 --> 00:04:18.924 I read that with a quantum increase of seven. 49 00:04:19.000 --> 00:04:22.459 Pinback, I have a computer reading, it's nine five seven seven. 50 00:04:22.542 --> 00:04:24.886 Time to start talking. 51 00:04:27.542 --> 00:04:30.216 Bomb bay systems operational. 52 00:04:40.708 --> 00:04:43.211 Lock fail safe. 53 00:04:44.042 --> 00:04:45.715 Fail-safe in lock. 54 00:04:45.875 --> 00:04:47.718 Uh... 55 00:04:50.292 --> 00:04:54.092 Sergeant Pinback calling Bomb #19. Do you read me, bomb? 56 00:04:54.208 --> 00:04:57.667 Bomb #19 to Sergeant Pinback, I read you-Continue. 57 00:04:57.750 --> 00:05:01.334 Well, bomb, we have about sixty seconds to drop. 58 00:05:01.417 --> 00:05:03.135 Just wondering if everything is all right. 59 00:05:03.208 --> 00:05:05.677 Have you checked your platinum euridium energy shielding? 60 00:05:05.750 --> 00:05:08.344 - Energy shielding positive function. - Swell. 61 00:05:08.417 --> 00:05:12.342 Let's synchronize detonation time. Uh... 62 00:05:12.417 --> 00:05:15.261 You wouldn't happen to know when you're supposed to go off, would ya? 63 00:05:15.333 --> 00:05:18.257 Detonation in six minutes, Twenty seconds. 64 00:05:18.333 --> 00:05:20.427 All right, that checks out here. 65 00:05:20.500 --> 00:05:23.253 Arm yourself, bomb. 66 00:05:23.333 --> 00:05:24.676 Armed. 67 00:05:24.750 --> 00:05:27.094 Well, then, everything sounds fine. 68 00:05:27.167 --> 00:05:30.011 Dropping you off in about thirty-five seconds. 69 00:05:30.083 --> 00:05:32.006 - Good luck. - Thanks! 70 00:05:32.083 --> 00:05:36.042 Begin primary sequence. 71 00:05:39.083 --> 00:05:41.677 Alright. Mark at... 72 00:05:41.750 --> 00:05:46.176 '10-9-8-7- 73 00:05:46.250 --> 00:05:52.758 6-5-4-3-2-1 74 00:05:52.833 --> 00:05:55.052 Drop. 75 00:05:55.833 --> 00:05:58.131 Hyper drive sequence begun. Hit it, Pinback. 76 00:05:58.208 --> 00:06:00.336 Brace for force fields. 77 00:07:07.167 --> 00:07:11.593 Lieutenant Doolittle, it just exploded. 78 00:07:11.667 --> 00:07:16.343 Um, the planet just exploded, sir. 79 00:07:16.667 --> 00:07:18.840 Lieutenant? 80 00:07:18.917 --> 00:07:21.090 Attention. Attention. 81 00:07:21.167 --> 00:07:23.590 - Ship's computer to all personnel. - Unlock Fail safe. 82 00:07:23.667 --> 00:07:26.716 The hyper drive sequence is now terminated. 83 00:07:26.792 --> 00:07:29.716 - Target planet has been destroyed. - Fail safe unlocked. 84 00:07:29.792 --> 00:07:33.126 This sector is now cleared for colonization. 85 00:07:33.208 --> 00:07:38.135 You have destroyed the last unstable planet in this system. 86 00:07:38.208 --> 00:07:42.008 Congratulations on another successful bomb run fellows. 87 00:07:42.083 --> 00:07:43.084 What now? 88 00:07:43.167 --> 00:07:46.421 What do you have for us now, Boiler? 89 00:07:46.500 --> 00:07:51.586 Uh... Not much. Nothing at all in this sector. 90 00:07:51.667 --> 00:07:54.671 Well, find me something, I don't care where it is. 91 00:07:56.333 --> 00:08:01.009 Well, I show a 95% probability of intelligent life 92 00:08:01.083 --> 00:08:03.677 in the Horse-head Nebula sector. 93 00:08:04.000 --> 00:08:07.049 Don't give me that kind of bull. 94 00:08:07.125 --> 00:08:10.504 - I know it's a long shot... - Damn wild goose chase is what it is! 95 00:08:10.958 --> 00:08:12.756 Remember when Commander Powell found that 96 00:08:12.833 --> 00:08:16.758 99 plus probability of intelligent life in the Magellanic Cloud? 97 00:08:16.833 --> 00:08:19.757 - Well, I... there's the possibility of... - Remember what we found? 98 00:08:19.833 --> 00:08:23.337 A damn mindless vegetable, looked like a limp balloon. 99 00:08:23.417 --> 00:08:26.261 Fourteen light years for a vegetable that went squawk 100 00:08:26.333 --> 00:08:28.085 and let a fart when you touch it. Remember that? 101 00:08:28.167 --> 00:08:29.259 All right, then uh... 102 00:08:29.333 --> 00:08:30.835 Don't give me any of that intelligent life stuff. 103 00:08:30.917 --> 00:08:34.217 Find me something I can blow up. 104 00:08:38.500 --> 00:08:41.504 New star. 105 00:08:47.833 --> 00:08:51.292 Hey, guess what? I got a new star On the readout. 106 00:08:51.375 --> 00:08:53.719 Which one? 107 00:08:53.875 --> 00:08:57.925 Another unknown. A red dwarf. Not on the charts. 108 00:08:58.000 --> 00:09:00.253 Any planets? 109 00:09:00.333 --> 00:09:03.086 Yeah. Eight, it says here. 110 00:09:03.167 --> 00:09:05.465 Any of 'em any good? 111 00:09:05.542 --> 00:09:09.501 Naah. All stable. 112 00:09:11.292 --> 00:09:13.465 What are you gonna name it? 113 00:09:13.542 --> 00:09:15.010 - What? - The new star. 114 00:09:15.083 --> 00:09:17.006 What are you gonna name it? 115 00:09:17.083 --> 00:09:21.384 Who cares. Don't bother me. 116 00:09:22.208 --> 00:09:26.008 Commander Powell would have named it. 117 00:09:26.083 --> 00:09:28.302 Commander Powell is dead. 118 00:09:28.375 --> 00:09:32.175 Doolittle, I've got a goodie. An unstable planet. 119 00:09:32.250 --> 00:09:35.299 85% probability of an unstable planet in the 120 00:09:35.375 --> 00:09:38.754 Veil Nebula that will probably go off its orbit and hit a star. 121 00:09:38.833 --> 00:09:41.461 Wanna blow it up? 122 00:09:41.542 --> 00:09:43.385 Real good, Boiler. That's what I'm looking for. 123 00:09:43.458 --> 00:09:45.927 Chart a course for the Veil Nebula. 124 00:09:46.000 --> 00:09:49.209 Pinback, throw me the chart log. 125 00:09:52.167 --> 00:09:54.420 Let's have some music in here, Boiler. 126 00:09:54.500 --> 00:09:56.753 Sure thing. 127 00:10:03.500 --> 00:10:06.094 A million suns shine down 128 00:10:06.167 --> 00:10:09.376 But I see only one 129 00:10:09.458 --> 00:10:12.632 When I think I'm over you 130 00:10:12.708 --> 00:10:15.552 I find I've just begun 131 00:10:15.625 --> 00:10:21.553 The years move faster than the days There's no warmth in the light 132 00:10:21.625 --> 00:10:27.007 How I miss those desert skies Your cool touch in the night 133 00:10:29.042 --> 00:10:34.799 Benson, Arizona, blew warm wind through your hair 134 00:10:34.875 --> 00:10:41.133 My body Hies the galaxy, my heart longs to be there 135 00:10:41.208 --> 00:10:46.920 Benson, Arizona, the same stars in the sky 136 00:10:47.000 --> 00:10:54.009 But they seemed so much kinder when we watched them, you and I 137 00:11:08.167 --> 00:11:13.674 Benson, Arizona, blew warm wind through your hair 138 00:11:13.750 --> 00:11:20.292 My body Hies the galaxy, my heart longs to be there 139 00:11:20.375 --> 00:11:25.927 Benson, Arizona, the same stars in the sky 140 00:11:26.000 --> 00:11:32.963 But they seemed so much kinder when we watched them, you and I 141 00:11:33.542 --> 00:11:37.217 Now the years pull us apart 142 00:11:37.292 --> 00:11:39.920 I'm young and now you're old 143 00:11:40.000 --> 00:11:45.757 But you're still in my heart And the memory won't grow cold 144 00:11:45.833 --> 00:11:51.920 I dream of times and spaces I left far behind 145 00:11:52.000 --> 00:11:59.009 Where we spent our last few days Benson's on my mind 146 00:11:59.417 --> 00:12:05.345 Benson, Arizona, blew warm wind through your hair 147 00:12:05.417 --> 00:12:11.550 My body flies the galaxy, my heart longs to be there 148 00:12:11.625 --> 00:12:17.257 Benson, Arizona, the same stars in the sky 149 00:12:17.333 --> 00:12:24.342 But they seemed so much kinder when we watched them, you and I 150 00:12:29.000 --> 00:12:34.962 Ship's log, entry number 1,943. 151 00:12:35.042 --> 00:12:41.379 Dark Star cruising at light speed through Sector Theta 990. 152 00:12:42.417 --> 00:12:47.423 On route to Veil Nebula for destruction of unstable planet. 153 00:12:47.500 --> 00:12:53.303 Our ETA is 17 hours. 154 00:12:53.375 --> 00:12:59.508 Ship's systems continue to deteriorate... 155 00:12:59.833 --> 00:13:01.756 oh ya... 156 00:13:01.833 --> 00:13:05.633 The short circuit in the rear seat panel which killed Commander Powell 157 00:13:05.708 --> 00:13:09.167 is Still faulty. 158 00:13:11.208 --> 00:13:15.338 The uh, the Storage... 159 00:13:16.167 --> 00:13:19.797 because he's sitting next to Commander Powell's seat, 160 00:13:19.875 --> 00:13:23.425 it continues to bother Pinback. 161 00:13:23.500 --> 00:13:27.960 Uh... oh ya, Storage Area 9 162 00:13:28.042 --> 00:13:31.467 self-destructed last week and destroyed the ship's entire 163 00:13:31.542 --> 00:13:35.672 supply of toilet paper. 164 00:13:37.042 --> 00:13:39.044 That's all. 165 00:14:05.458 --> 00:14:11.136 Attention. Attention. Ship's computer calling all personnel. 166 00:14:11.208 --> 00:14:14.007 I must disengage your recreational music- 167 00:14:15.250 --> 00:14:18.584 Repeat, ship's computer to all personnel. 168 00:14:18.667 --> 00:14:20.965 This is an emergency over ride. 169 00:14:21.042 --> 00:14:24.251 All systems must stand by. 170 00:14:24.333 --> 00:14:28.509 An asteroid storm is approaching the ship on collision course. 171 00:14:28.583 --> 00:14:31.666 This asteroid storm appears to be Bound together by an 172 00:14:31.750 --> 00:14:35.584 electromagnetic energy vortex like the one we ran into 2 years ago. 173 00:14:36.000 --> 00:14:38.549 Normally I wouldn't bother you boys with this problem... 174 00:14:38.625 --> 00:14:42.550 but as you recall my defensive circuits were destroyed in that other storm. 175 00:14:42.625 --> 00:14:45.378 Therefore you have 35 seconds to manually activate 176 00:14:45.458 --> 00:14:46.755 ALL defensive systems. 177 00:14:46.833 --> 00:14:48.426 Lock gravity system. Gravity locked. 178 00:14:48.500 --> 00:14:51.094 Activate energy shield Energy shield Activated. 179 00:14:51.167 --> 00:14:53.090 Confirm gravity lock. Confirm. 180 00:14:53.167 --> 00:14:55.545 Lock all Defensive systems. 181 00:14:58.292 --> 00:15:00.636 Defensive systems lock. Lock force field. 182 00:16:00.417 --> 00:16:02.715 Computer to Bomb #20. 183 00:16:02.792 --> 00:16:05.295 Return to the bomb bay immediately. 184 00:16:05.375 --> 00:16:07.753 But I have received the operational signal. 185 00:16:07.833 --> 00:16:09.756 It is a malfunction. 186 00:16:09.833 --> 00:16:14.134 This is not a bomb run. We are in a crisis situation. 187 00:16:14.208 --> 00:16:15.630 Return immediately. 188 00:16:15.708 --> 00:16:19.758 Nevertheless, I have received the signal to prepare for a drop. 189 00:16:19.833 --> 00:16:23.588 Emergency override. Return to the bay. 190 00:16:23.667 --> 00:16:25.635 Very well. 191 00:16:52.083 --> 00:16:55.166 - We made it. - Ya. 192 00:16:55.333 --> 00:16:57.756 Attention. Attention. 193 00:16:57.833 --> 00:17:00.336 Ships computer to bridge. 194 00:17:00.417 --> 00:17:04.251 There was a malfunction aboard ship during the asteroid storm. 195 00:17:04.333 --> 00:17:07.758 I have not yet identified the nature of the problem. 196 00:17:07.833 --> 00:17:11.292 Shall I contact you when I find out what the malfunction is? 197 00:17:11.375 --> 00:17:14.049 Ya. Let's get out of here. 198 00:17:14.125 --> 00:17:16.753 I remember the last time we were in an asteroid storm. 199 00:17:16.833 --> 00:17:19.052 I was down in the food locker getting a sandwich. 200 00:17:19.125 --> 00:17:21.924 When I heard the damn sleeping quarters blow up. 201 00:17:22.000 --> 00:17:23.923 Ya! Hey... 202 00:17:24.000 --> 00:17:25.252 You know guys, if we really wanted to 203 00:17:25.333 --> 00:17:27.552 we could fix up the sleeping quarters like they were before. 204 00:17:27.625 --> 00:17:30.219 Then we could sleep on ulamatic bunks again. 205 00:17:30.292 --> 00:17:33.011 Say guys, why don't we fix up the sleeping quarters so we can have 206 00:17:33.083 --> 00:17:34.255 decent place to sleep again? 207 00:17:34.333 --> 00:17:37.177 All we'd have to do is patch up the hole in the ship and pump some air back in. 208 00:17:37.250 --> 00:17:39.799 - Shut up Pinback! - Oh, have it your own way! 209 00:18:04.250 --> 00:18:07.550 For your listening enjoyment, we now present the 210 00:18:07.625 --> 00:18:11.300 Moonlight melodies of Martin Segundo and the Scintilla Strings. 211 00:18:11.375 --> 00:18:14.299 Our first selection is the perennial favorite 212 00:18:14.375 --> 00:18:19.256 “When Twilight Falls on NGC 891. ” 213 00:20:29.167 --> 00:20:31.761 Damn it!! 214 00:20:37.125 --> 00:20:39.127 Now what's the matter with him? 215 00:23:29.458 --> 00:23:31.677 Talby. 216 00:23:32.667 --> 00:23:35.671 Here's some breakfast. 217 00:23:59.667 --> 00:24:03.217 You know, Talby, you really ought To eat with the rest of us. 218 00:24:03.292 --> 00:24:06.262 You spend too much time up here. 219 00:24:06.333 --> 00:24:08.552 I like it up here. 220 00:24:08.625 --> 00:24:12.425 Must get lonely being up here so much. 221 00:24:12.500 --> 00:24:16.755 I don't like to go below since Commander Powell died. 222 00:24:16.833 --> 00:24:19.757 I feel too enclosed down there. 223 00:24:19.833 --> 00:24:23.292 Well you should spend some more time below though, I mean... 224 00:24:23.375 --> 00:24:27.084 You know, you should see more of the rest of the ship. 225 00:24:27.167 --> 00:24:30.250 See, I can watch things Up here, Doolittle. 226 00:24:30.333 --> 00:24:34.292 I love to watch things, just stare at the planets 227 00:24:34.375 --> 00:24:38.551 meteors, gas clusters and asteroids... 228 00:24:38.625 --> 00:24:41.799 You'll have plenty of time for that, later, though. 229 00:24:41.875 --> 00:24:43.172 I mean, think of it this way: 230 00:24:43.250 --> 00:24:45.719 We've been in space for twenty years now, right? 231 00:24:45.792 --> 00:24:47.715 And we've only aged three years... 232 00:24:47.792 --> 00:24:52.719 so there'll be plenty of time later on for staring around. 233 00:24:52.792 --> 00:24:56.717 You know, Doolittle, if we're going into the Veil Nebula, 234 00:24:56.792 --> 00:25:01.002 we may actually find a strange And beautiful thing... 235 00:25:01.083 --> 00:25:04.007 the Phoenix Asteroid. 236 00:25:04.083 --> 00:25:07.667 They should be passing through there about now. 237 00:25:07.750 --> 00:25:11.550 Phoenix Asteroid? Never heard of 'em. 238 00:25:11.625 --> 00:25:14.378 They're a body of asteroids that circle the universe... 239 00:25:14.500 --> 00:25:18.550 once every 12.3 trillion years. 240 00:25:18.625 --> 00:25:21.424 The Phoenix Asteroid... 241 00:25:21.500 --> 00:25:24.834 From what I've heard, Doolittle, they glow... 242 00:25:24.917 --> 00:25:28.592 glow with all the colors of the rainbow. 243 00:25:28.667 --> 00:25:31.841 Nobody knows why. 244 00:25:31.917 --> 00:25:36.878 They just glow as they drift around the universe. 245 00:25:36.958 --> 00:25:40.087 The Phoenix Asteroid. 246 00:25:40.167 --> 00:25:43.797 You know what I think about, Talby? 247 00:25:44.000 --> 00:25:45.252 It's funny, I... 248 00:25:45.333 --> 00:25:52.046 I kind of sit around a lot, you know, a lot of time to myself. 249 00:25:52.125 --> 00:25:54.753 I can't talk to the others, 250 00:25:54.833 --> 00:25:59.760 but with time to myself, I can think about back home, 251 00:25:59.833 --> 00:26:04.043 back home at Malibu. 252 00:26:04.125 --> 00:26:09.677 I used to surf a lot, Talby. I used to be a great surfer. 253 00:26:09.750 --> 00:26:14.460 The waves at Malibu and Zuma are so fantastic in the springs Talby. 254 00:26:14.542 --> 00:26:17.421 I can remember running down on the beach on those early spring mornings 255 00:26:17.500 --> 00:26:20.504 with my surf board and a wet suit... 256 00:26:20.583 --> 00:26:23.917 The waves would really be peaking, you know, high and glassy. 257 00:26:24.000 --> 00:26:25.502 Ya hit that water. 258 00:26:25.583 --> 00:26:27.836 Before you know it, you're coming down right off of one of those walls 259 00:26:27.917 --> 00:26:32.878 and you're just ridin' perfect. 260 00:26:37.750 --> 00:26:42.836 You know, I guess I miss the waves and my board more than anything. 261 00:27:20.333 --> 00:27:22.677 That's the lid to the heating unit. 262 00:27:49.333 --> 00:27:52.462 You're not supposed to have that out! 263 00:27:54.292 --> 00:27:56.294 That's not for target practice! 264 00:27:56.375 --> 00:27:59.094 That's for emergencies only! 265 00:28:08.292 --> 00:28:11.421 That's dangerous!! 266 00:28:15.792 --> 00:28:18.090 I'll tell Doolittle! 267 00:28:20.708 --> 00:28:23.757 Sorry to interrupt your Recreation, fellows. 268 00:28:23.833 --> 00:28:26.757 But it is time for Sergeant Pinback to feed the alien. 269 00:28:26.833 --> 00:28:29.882 Oh... I don't want to do that. 270 00:28:29.958 --> 00:28:33.041 May I remind you, Sergeant Pinback, that it was your idea 271 00:28:33.125 --> 00:28:36.800 in the first place to bring the alien on board. 272 00:28:36.875 --> 00:28:40.129 If I may quote you, you said, “The ship needed a mascot.” 273 00:28:40.208 --> 00:28:43.667 Oh, I have to do everything around here! 274 00:28:50.833 --> 00:28:53.177 Alright, where are ya? 275 00:28:53.250 --> 00:28:56.754 Come on, quit playing around. 276 00:28:59.458 --> 00:29:01.677 Get away!!! 277 00:29:03.292 --> 00:29:06.341 Come on. 278 00:29:07.292 --> 00:29:09.090 Come on, come on! 279 00:29:14.167 --> 00:29:18.343 When I brought you on the ship, I thought you were cute. 280 00:29:20.083 --> 00:29:22.336 Alright, soup's on. 281 00:29:25.667 --> 00:29:27.920 We didn't have none of the other stuff. 282 00:29:28.208 --> 00:29:30.336 Here, eat it! 283 00:29:31.208 --> 00:29:33.085 Eat it!! 284 00:29:33.583 --> 00:29:35.836 Take it or leave it. 285 00:29:43.167 --> 00:29:44.510 Good... stop! 286 00:29:44.583 --> 00:29:49.089 Nobody appreciates me around here, I have to do all the work. 287 00:29:49.167 --> 00:29:53.172 Clean up the crap... 288 00:29:58.958 --> 00:30:01.962 I do all the work and no appreciation. 289 00:30:03.792 --> 00:30:07.046 Get off me! Get off my back! 290 00:30:07.125 --> 00:30:09.753 Alright now, stop it! Alright, now, that's enough. 291 00:30:09.833 --> 00:30:11.506 Don't pull my hair!! 292 00:30:30.417 --> 00:30:31.885 Get back in there. 293 00:30:31.958 --> 00:30:37.590 Come on. Come on... Come on. 294 00:30:40.000 --> 00:30:43.550 Here, boy... Want your mouse? 295 00:30:43.625 --> 00:30:48.961 Nice mouse... pretty toy. Want your mouse? Here, boy!! 296 00:31:00.750 --> 00:31:02.593 Idiot! 297 00:31:33.083 --> 00:31:34.585 Get back! 298 00:35:13.958 --> 00:35:15.585 Get out of there! 299 00:35:17.792 --> 00:35:19.715 Come back here! 300 00:35:23.458 --> 00:35:25.051 No! 301 00:37:02.417 --> 00:37:03.760 Idiot!! 302 00:37:03.833 --> 00:37:06.882 Attention. Attention. 303 00:37:06.958 --> 00:37:10.383 Central trunk elevator shaft is now activated. 304 00:37:10.458 --> 00:37:13.177 All personnel, please clear the area. 305 00:38:46.333 --> 00:38:48.335 Attention. Attention. 306 00:38:48.417 --> 00:38:53.378 Elevator descending. Please clear the shaft. 307 00:40:19.333 --> 00:40:21.381 Help!!!!! 308 00:41:21.792 --> 00:41:23.840 I'm getting something here on the readout. 309 00:41:47.333 --> 00:41:50.337 Ship's computer calling Bomb #20. 310 00:41:50.417 --> 00:41:52.340 You're out of the bomb bay again. 311 00:41:52.417 --> 00:41:55.341 I received the signal to prepare for a drop again. 312 00:41:55.417 --> 00:41:58.751 But I repeat, This is not a bomb run. 313 00:41:58.833 --> 00:42:01.382 Nevertheless... I received the signal. 314 00:42:01.458 --> 00:42:02.801 It is an error. 315 00:42:02.875 --> 00:42:04.798 Oh, I don't want to hear that. 316 00:42:04.875 --> 00:42:07.845 I strongly suggest you return to the bomb bay. 317 00:42:07.917 --> 00:42:10.136 That is counter to my programming. 318 00:42:10.208 --> 00:42:12.256 Allow me to explain... 319 00:42:12.333 --> 00:42:16.258 One of the communication lasers has sustained damage. 320 00:42:16.333 --> 00:42:20.839 This has temporarily inactivated my damage tracer circuits. 321 00:42:20.917 --> 00:42:24.126 You have definitely received a false signal. 322 00:42:24.208 --> 00:42:29.715 Please return to the bomb bay while I identify the source of the problem. 323 00:42:30.417 --> 00:42:34.342 Oh, alright, but this is the last time. 324 00:42:38.292 --> 00:42:40.294 Doolittle I do have a malfunction on this readout, 325 00:42:40.375 --> 00:42:42.924 but I can't pinpoint it exactly. 326 00:42:43.000 --> 00:42:44.923 Don't worry about it. 327 00:42:45.000 --> 00:42:47.594 We'll find out what it is when it goes bad. 328 00:42:47.667 --> 00:42:50.011 I really think we should try to locate it immediately. 329 00:42:50.083 --> 00:42:53.053 Might be something important. 330 00:42:53.125 --> 00:42:55.548 You know... 331 00:42:55.667 --> 00:42:58.921 I wish I had my board with me now. 332 00:42:59.000 --> 00:43:03.631 Even if I could just... wax it once in awhile. 333 00:45:42.833 --> 00:45:44.506 Help! 334 00:45:45.292 --> 00:45:48.091 I'm sorry, this telephone is out of order. 335 00:45:48.167 --> 00:45:52.172 Please report the damage at once. 336 00:45:55.750 --> 00:45:57.923 For your listening enjoyment, we now present 337 00:45:58.000 --> 00:46:01.959 The Barber of Seville, by Rossini. 338 00:46:38.083 --> 00:46:39.505 Good for you! 339 00:46:39.583 --> 00:46:42.837 You've decided to clean the elevator. 340 00:46:42.917 --> 00:46:46.421 To clean and service the electromagnetic coils in the bottom, 341 00:46:46.500 --> 00:46:50.926 if is necessary to jettison the access plate in the floor. 342 00:46:51.000 --> 00:46:56.712 To remove the floor plate, please press button #1. 343 00:47:06.250 --> 00:47:08.594 Attention... danger 344 00:47:08.667 --> 00:47:12.626 Automatic charges will now blow the explosive bolts in the floor plate unit. 345 00:47:13.667 --> 00:47:17.626 The plate will disengage from the floor in 5 seconds. 346 00:47:17.708 --> 00:47:21.087 Please leave the elevator immediately. 347 00:47:21.167 --> 00:47:27.174 5-4-3-2-1... 348 00:48:34.000 --> 00:48:38.085 Now it's time to go sleepy-bye you worthless piece of garbage. 349 00:49:08.500 --> 00:49:10.923 So then it just spewed across the room like a balloon. 350 00:49:11.000 --> 00:49:12.798 I guess it was just filled with gas. 351 00:49:12.875 --> 00:49:15.799 Hey guys, how could it live if it was just filled with gas? 352 00:49:15.875 --> 00:49:17.843 I wonder what we get to eat today. 353 00:49:17.917 --> 00:49:19.169 I thought I was going to die. 354 00:49:19.250 --> 00:49:21.173 I was hanging on the elevator for 20 minutes! 355 00:49:21.250 --> 00:49:23.628 - Probably chicken again. - I probably saved the ship. 356 00:49:23.708 --> 00:49:25.756 That thing could have done some damage. 357 00:49:25.833 --> 00:49:27.426 I'm REALLY sick of chicken. 358 00:49:27.500 --> 00:49:30.174 Well if you don't care, I just won't talk about it anymore! 359 00:49:30.250 --> 00:49:33.220 Hey that sounds like a fine idea, Pinback. 360 00:49:34.667 --> 00:49:37.011 Chicken? 361 00:49:37.667 --> 00:49:39.510 Ah, ham! 362 00:49:46.667 --> 00:49:49.011 - Chicken? - No, ham. 363 00:50:00.333 --> 00:50:02.631 - Doolittle? - Ya. 364 00:50:04.167 --> 00:50:08.877 You think we'll ever find any real intelligent life out there? 365 00:50:09.250 --> 00:50:12.424 - Out where? - You know... 366 00:50:12.500 --> 00:50:15.504 Veil Nebula. 367 00:50:15.833 --> 00:50:17.506 Who cares. 368 00:50:39.917 --> 00:50:41.510 Hey... 369 00:50:42.333 --> 00:50:45.132 Did I ever tell you guys how I got on this mission? 370 00:50:45.208 --> 00:50:46.801 - Did I ever tell ya? - Yup. 371 00:50:46.875 --> 00:50:48.172 It's very strange, see... 372 00:50:50.458 --> 00:50:53.541 I-I wasn't an astronaut to begin with, see... 373 00:50:53.625 --> 00:50:54.751 See uh... 374 00:50:54.833 --> 00:50:57.632 You have to score a 700 on the SARE's for the 375 00:50:57.708 --> 00:51:01.258 Officer Corp and I made... 58. 376 00:51:01.333 --> 00:51:04.052 They put me on uh... liquid fuel maintenance 377 00:51:04.125 --> 00:51:06.753 on the launch pad so... uh, 378 00:51:06.833 --> 00:51:08.756 Naturally, I was really disappointed. 379 00:51:08.833 --> 00:51:12.463 He told us this, uh, 4 years ago, didn't he? 380 00:51:12.792 --> 00:51:14.089 Anyway, I was on duty the day we... 381 00:51:14.167 --> 00:51:16.261 - No, I think it was 4 years ago. - Launched the Dark Star. 382 00:51:16.333 --> 00:51:19.007 I was out, uh, scrubbing down the liquid fuel tanks. 383 00:51:19.083 --> 00:51:20.300 That's what I said. 384 00:51:20.375 --> 00:51:24.005 And this, uh, astronaut came running out. He was, uh... 385 00:51:24.083 --> 00:51:26.586 He was stark naked. He had his star suit in his hands and... 386 00:51:26.667 --> 00:51:29.011 Well, I surmised that he was insane. 387 00:51:29.083 --> 00:51:31.381 And uh, he... 388 00:51:31.458 --> 00:51:34.507 threw his star suit on the ground, and uh... 389 00:51:34.583 --> 00:51:37.553 jumped into one of my vets of liquid fuel. 390 00:51:37.625 --> 00:51:40.299 Which is... very dangerous. 391 00:51:40.375 --> 00:51:43.299 Well... I was pretty shocked, I can tell you! 392 00:51:43.375 --> 00:51:44.547 I didn't know what to make of it. 393 00:51:44.625 --> 00:51:47.424 Astronauts are all supposed to be... mentally stable and here 394 00:51:47.500 --> 00:51:50.424 this guy comes along and jumps into my fuel tank. 395 00:51:50.500 --> 00:51:51.900 Pass that, will you... no that one. 396 00:51:51.958 --> 00:51:54.882 Well naturally, I was going to try to save him, so... 397 00:51:54.958 --> 00:51:57.461 what I did was put on his star suit for protection and I was going 398 00:51:57.542 --> 00:51:59.260 to leap into the vat. 399 00:51:59.333 --> 00:52:01.586 You guys... See?... 400 00:52:01.667 --> 00:52:03.590 Uh... so what happened was... 401 00:52:03.667 --> 00:52:06.386 That before I could leap into the vat, this other guy came running along 402 00:52:06.458 --> 00:52:08.335 and he says, "Hey, Sergeant Pinback," 403 00:52:08.417 --> 00:52:11.091 you've got to board immediately because we're going to launch in 20 minutes!” 404 00:52:11.167 --> 00:52:13.261 - You told us this 4 years ago! - And I tried to tell him that I 405 00:52:13.333 --> 00:52:14.630 wasn't really Sergeant Pinback, 406 00:52:14.708 --> 00:52:18.884 but I couldn't figure out how to make the helmet radio work. 407 00:52:19.708 --> 00:52:21.460 Funny thing... 408 00:52:21.833 --> 00:52:25.463 Ya know, I'm sure it was 4 years ago. 409 00:52:27.292 --> 00:52:29.090 Maybe. 410 00:53:24.083 --> 00:53:27.917 Lieutenant Doolittle, this is Talby. 411 00:53:28.000 --> 00:53:29.752 Lieutenant?! 412 00:53:29.833 --> 00:53:31.631 Uh, yes, Talby what is it? 413 00:53:31.708 --> 00:53:34.131 I'm sorry to interrupt your lunch, Sir, but I'm in the computer room 414 00:53:34.208 --> 00:53:36.711 and I've located the malfunction. 415 00:53:36.792 --> 00:53:39.636 The scanner shows it to be a break in the communications laser, 416 00:53:39.708 --> 00:53:41.426 down by the emergency air lock. 417 00:53:41.500 --> 00:53:43.628 I can't pinpoint it exactly, But I'm going down there 418 00:53:43.708 --> 00:53:45.836 with a star suit and see if I can find it. 419 00:53:45.917 --> 00:53:48.090 Okay, sounds good, Talby. Look uh... 420 00:53:48.167 --> 00:53:52.172 If something important comes up, you let me know. 421 00:53:53.500 --> 00:53:57.175 Why doesn't Talby ever eat down here with the rest of us? 422 00:53:58.500 --> 00:54:02.050 He just likes it up in the dome, that's all. 423 00:54:06.708 --> 00:54:12.044 Talby... What's Talby's first name? 424 00:54:19.875 --> 00:54:22.378 What's my first name? 425 00:55:03.000 --> 00:55:05.594 This statement is for posterity. 426 00:55:05.667 --> 00:55:08.591 I just want to say that I am not Sergeant Pinback. 427 00:55:08.667 --> 00:55:12.422 My real name is Bill Froog and I'm a Fuel Maintenance Technician. 428 00:55:12.500 --> 00:55:15.709 I've been on this mission now for 1 year and 3 months. 429 00:55:15.792 --> 00:55:20.002 Pinback's uniforms do not fit me. The underwear is too loose. 430 00:55:20.083 --> 00:55:23.917 I do not belong on this mission and I want to return to Earth. 431 00:55:27.917 --> 00:55:30.511 Commander Powell died today. 432 00:55:31.167 --> 00:55:34.467 We were, we were going into hyper-drive. 433 00:55:34.542 --> 00:55:38.467 And... well he sits right next to me and... 434 00:55:38.542 --> 00:55:42.001 well... something went wrong with the... 435 00:55:42.667 --> 00:55:45.967 When we came out of hyper-drive his seat mechanism had blown up 436 00:55:46.042 --> 00:55:47.669 and he was dead. 437 00:55:51.542 --> 00:55:55.092 Doolittle says he's assuming command of this ship and I say that's... 438 00:55:55.167 --> 00:55:56.293 I say that he's exceeding his authority. 439 00:55:56.375 --> 00:55:58.377 Because I'm the only one with any objectivity on this ship and I 440 00:55:58.458 --> 00:55:59.926 should be the one to assume command! 441 00:56:00.000 --> 00:56:02.628 I'm filing a report on this to Headquarters, this is a lot of 442 00:56:07.708 --> 00:56:11.042 I went up to Doolittle in the hall today. 443 00:56:18.042 --> 00:56:20.340 And I said... 444 00:56:21.375 --> 00:56:23.924 Doolittle. 445 00:56:24.500 --> 00:56:26.377 He said... 446 00:56:26.542 --> 00:56:28.636 And I said, Well... 447 00:56:32.833 --> 00:56:35.507 And he didn't get it! 448 00:56:36.417 --> 00:56:39.136 This mission has fallen apart since Commander Powell died! 449 00:56:39.208 --> 00:56:42.792 Doolittle treats me like an idiot! Talby thinks he's so smart. 450 00:56:42.875 --> 00:56:44.923 And Boiler punches me in the arm when no one is looking! 451 00:56:45.000 --> 00:56:47.594 I'm tired of being treated like an old washrag! 452 00:57:02.625 --> 00:57:05.424 I do not like the men on this space ship. 453 00:57:05.500 --> 00:57:09.300 They are uncouth and fail to appreciate my better qualities. 454 00:57:09.375 --> 00:57:12.174 I have something of value to contribute to this mission 455 00:57:12.250 --> 00:57:14.594 if they would only recognize it. 456 00:57:14.667 --> 00:57:17.637 Today over lunch I tried to improve moral and build a sense of 457 00:57:17.708 --> 00:57:21.042 comradery among the men by holding a humorous round robin discussion 458 00:57:21.125 --> 00:57:23.719 of the early days of the mission. 459 00:57:23.792 --> 00:57:26.796 My overtures were brutally rejected. 460 00:57:26.875 --> 00:57:29.799 These men do not want a happy ship. 461 00:57:29.875 --> 00:57:34.961 They are deeply sick and try to compensate by making me feel miserable. 462 00:57:35.042 --> 00:57:38.091 Last week was my birthday. 463 00:57:38.167 --> 00:57:41.546 Nobody even said Happy Birthday to me. 464 00:57:41.625 --> 00:57:46.176 Someday this tape will be played and then they'll feel sorry. 465 00:58:09.208 --> 00:58:11.927 Attention. Attention. 466 00:58:12.000 --> 00:58:14.503 I have finally identified the malfunction. 467 00:58:14.583 --> 00:58:18.042 Communications Laser #17 has been damaged. 468 00:58:18.125 --> 00:58:21.459 This evidently happened during the asteroid storm. 469 00:58:21.542 --> 00:58:22.964 If you will recall, 470 00:58:23.042 --> 00:58:27.673 this laser monitors the jettison primer on the bomb drop mechanism. 471 00:58:27.750 --> 00:58:33.086 Communications Laser #17 is located in the Emergency Airlock. 472 00:58:33.167 --> 00:58:36.421 It is crucial to attend to this malfunction before engaging 473 00:58:36.500 --> 00:58:39.424 primary bomb run sequence. 474 00:58:39.500 --> 00:58:44.461 Thank you for observing all safety precautions. 475 00:59:31.958 --> 00:59:34.256 There she is. 476 00:59:34.333 --> 00:59:39.134 Definite 99% plus probability that the planet will deviate 477 00:59:39.208 --> 00:59:44.760 from her normal orbit in another 12,000 rotations. 478 00:59:44.833 --> 00:59:49.418 - It'll spiral in toward its sun and... - Eventual supernova. 479 00:59:49.500 --> 00:59:52.470 Sounds good. Let's vaporize it. 480 00:59:54.125 --> 00:59:56.969 Bomb bay systems operational. 481 01:00:15.917 --> 01:00:18.466 Lock fail safe. 482 01:00:19.458 --> 01:00:22.758 Fail safe in lock. We have... 483 01:00:22.833 --> 01:00:25.382 8 minutes until drop. 484 01:00:25.458 --> 01:00:28.837 24 minutes to detonation. 485 01:00:28.917 --> 01:00:33.468 This is Sergeant Pinback calling Bomb #20. 486 01:00:33.583 --> 01:00:34.926 You read me, bomb? 487 01:00:35.000 --> 01:00:37.048 Bomb #20 to Sergeant Pinback. 488 01:00:37.125 --> 01:00:39.503 Roger, I read you, continue. 489 01:00:40.500 --> 01:00:44.459 You are now in the Emergency Air Lock. 490 01:00:44.542 --> 01:00:47.842 Please remember that in an emergency situation, 491 01:00:47.917 --> 01:00:50.511 the Surface Door can be opened instantly 492 01:00:50.583 --> 01:00:53.382 without prior depressurization, 493 01:00:53.458 --> 01:00:57.543 so be sure to wear your star suit at all times. 494 01:00:57.875 --> 01:01:02.381 Thank you for observing all safety precautions. 495 01:01:45.875 --> 01:01:48.003 Ah, Lieutenant Doolittle? 496 01:01:48.083 --> 01:01:49.380 Sir? 497 01:01:49.458 --> 01:01:50.926 Sh, Talby, don't bother me. 498 01:01:51.000 --> 01:01:53.094 But I think this is important, Sir. 499 01:01:53.167 --> 01:01:55.215 I think I found the malfunction. 500 01:01:55.292 --> 01:01:57.135 I'm in the Emergency Air Lock... 501 01:01:57.208 --> 01:01:58.551 Not now! 502 01:01:58.625 --> 01:02:01.549 Well, I'm in the Emergency Air Lock and the hatch is... 503 01:02:01.625 --> 01:02:03.753 4 minutes until drop, Bomb... 504 01:02:03.833 --> 01:02:06.552 have you checked your platinum euridium energy shielding? 505 01:02:06.625 --> 01:02:08.969 Energy shielding positive function. 506 01:02:09.042 --> 01:02:12.842 - Remember detonation time? - Detonation in 20 minutes. 507 01:02:12.917 --> 01:02:15.636 Alright, that checks out here. 508 01:02:15.708 --> 01:02:18.837 Okay, bomb, arm yourself. 509 01:02:18.917 --> 01:02:20.294 Armed. 510 01:02:20.375 --> 01:02:21.843 Hello? 511 01:02:21.917 --> 01:02:23.635 Lieutenant Doolittle? Hello! 512 01:02:23.708 --> 01:02:26.678 Hello? Can you read me?! 513 01:02:29.542 --> 01:02:32.512 Communications Laser #17, 514 01:02:32.583 --> 01:02:35.587 monitoring the bomb drop mechanism, 515 01:02:35.667 --> 01:02:40.298 has now been activated and will switch into a test mode. 516 01:02:40.417 --> 01:02:42.590 If you will look near the Surface Door, 517 01:02:42.667 --> 01:02:47.798 you will see that the Parallax Receptor Cell has been engaged. 518 01:02:48.667 --> 01:02:50.715 The laser will now energize. 519 01:02:50.792 --> 01:02:54.717 Please stand clear of the path of the beam. 520 01:02:54.792 --> 01:03:00.253 Communications Laser #17 is now on test. 521 01:03:00.333 --> 01:03:04.338 Under no circumstances enter the path of the beams. 522 01:03:04.458 --> 01:03:07.086 Thank you for observing all safety precautions. 523 01:03:07.583 --> 01:03:10.757 Well then, everything sounds fine. 524 01:03:10.833 --> 01:03:13.586 Dropping you off in 75 seconds. Good luck. 525 01:03:13.667 --> 01:03:14.714 Thanks. 526 01:03:14.792 --> 01:03:18.501 I've got a quantum reading of 35-er. 3-5-er. 527 01:03:19.458 --> 01:03:20.960 I read the same here. 528 01:03:21.458 --> 01:03:25.964 Doolittle. Doolittle? 529 01:03:26.458 --> 01:03:28.256 I don't know if you can hear me. 530 01:03:28.333 --> 01:03:30.677 But I'm going to try to adjust the cue switch in the laser. 531 01:03:34.792 --> 01:03:38.467 Well... here it goes... 532 01:03:55.792 --> 01:03:59.422 Oh my god, my eyes! I can't see! 533 01:03:59.500 --> 01:04:01.093 Attention. Attention. 534 01:04:01.167 --> 01:04:03.670 - The laser has malfunctioned. - My eyes!! 535 01:04:03.750 --> 01:04:06.754 Under no circumstances enter the path of the beams. 536 01:04:06.833 --> 01:04:09.803 To do so will cause immediate... 537 01:04:16.833 --> 01:04:20.133 Begin primary sequence. 538 01:04:23.292 --> 01:04:29.925 Mark at 10-9-8-7-6- 539 01:04:30.458 --> 01:04:37.376 5-4-3-2-1-drop. 540 01:04:37.458 --> 01:04:40.758 Negative drop. 541 01:04:40.833 --> 01:04:42.756 It's just sittin' there in the bomb bay. 542 01:04:42.833 --> 01:04:44.801 Try it again, Pinback. 543 01:04:51.792 --> 01:04:58.300 Mark at 5-4-3-2-1-drop. 544 01:04:59.792 --> 01:05:02.295 Negative drop! 545 01:05:05.792 --> 01:05:08.261 Rechannel all safety relays! 546 01:05:08.333 --> 01:05:10.756 - Open quantum latches! - Open circuit breakers! 547 01:05:10.833 --> 01:05:13.757 - Remove thrust drive repellent! - Automatic channels open! 548 01:05:13.833 --> 01:05:16.757 75-15 Going to operation position! 549 01:05:16.833 --> 01:05:18.380 Remark. 550 01:05:18.458 --> 01:05:25.421 Mark at 5-4-3-2-1- drop... drop! ...Drop!!! 551 01:05:28.625 --> 01:05:32.505 Sittin' there. The damn thing's just sittin' there. 552 01:05:43.292 --> 01:05:46.091 This is Lieutenant Doolittle Calling Bomb #20. 553 01:05:46.167 --> 01:05:48.761 I repeat previous order, you are to disarm yourself and 554 01:05:48.833 --> 01:05:51.211 return to the bomb bay immediately! Do you understand? 555 01:05:51.292 --> 01:05:55.092 I am programmed to detonate in 14 minutes 30 seconds. 556 01:05:55.167 --> 01:05:57.761 Detonation will occur at the programmed time. 557 01:05:57.833 --> 01:05:59.756 What!? This is Doolittle. 558 01:05:59.833 --> 01:06:03.758 You are not to detonate, repeat, you are not to detonate in the bomb bay. 559 01:06:03.833 --> 01:06:06.586 Disarm yourself. This is an order. 560 01:06:06.667 --> 01:06:08.089 I read you, Lieutenant Doolittle, 561 01:06:08.167 --> 01:06:10.716 but I am programmed to detonate in 14 minutes. 562 01:06:10.792 --> 01:06:13.466 Detonation will occur at the programmed time. 563 01:06:16.500 --> 01:06:18.753 14 minutes to detonation. 564 01:06:18.833 --> 01:06:21.427 Attention. Attention. 565 01:06:21.500 --> 01:06:24.424 I have sustained serious damage. 566 01:06:24.500 --> 01:06:26.468 Please pay close attention. 567 01:06:27.125 --> 01:06:29.423 The bomb has malfunctioned. 568 01:06:29.500 --> 01:06:32.253 I have activated automatic dampers, 569 01:06:32.333 --> 01:06:37.134 which will confine the explosion to an area one mile in diameter. 570 01:06:37.208 --> 01:06:39.552 This is all I can do at this time. 571 01:06:39.625 --> 01:06:42.629 It's up to you now. 572 01:06:52.958 --> 01:06:56.132 There's only one thing I can do. 573 01:06:56.292 --> 01:06:59.091 I have to ask Commander Powell. 574 01:06:59.167 --> 01:07:01.636 I have to ask him what to do. 575 01:08:06.792 --> 01:08:08.590 Commander Powell? 576 01:08:08.667 --> 01:08:11.750 Commander Powell, this is Doolittle. Can you read me? 577 01:08:11.833 --> 01:08:15.542 (Muffled sounds) 578 01:08:17.000 --> 01:08:18.752 Commander Powell, this is Doolittle. 579 01:08:18.833 --> 01:08:21.757 Something serious has come up, I have to ask you a question. 580 01:08:21.833 --> 01:08:25.633 I'm glad you've come to talk With me, Doolittle. 581 01:08:26.000 --> 01:08:29.584 It's been so long since anyone has come to talk with me. 582 01:08:29.667 --> 01:08:32.090 Commander, sir, we have a big problem. 583 01:08:32.167 --> 01:08:34.761 The uh, Veil Nebula bomb, Bomb Number 20, it's uh, 584 01:08:34.833 --> 01:08:37.427 It's stuck. It won't drop out of the bomb bay. 585 01:08:37.500 --> 01:08:39.252 It refuses to listen and it. 586 01:08:39.333 --> 01:08:41.927 It plans on detonating in... 587 01:08:42.000 --> 01:08:44.253 less than eleven minutes. 588 01:08:44.333 --> 01:08:47.917 Doolittle, you must tell me one thing. 589 01:08:48.000 --> 01:08:50.173 What's that, sir? 590 01:08:50.333 --> 01:08:52.586 Tell me, Doolittle, 591 01:08:52.667 --> 01:08:56.001 How are the Dodgers doing? 592 01:08:58.000 --> 01:08:59.923 Well, the Dodgers uh... 593 01:09:00.000 --> 01:09:03.584 They broke up, they disbanded over 15 years ago! 594 01:09:03.667 --> 01:09:08.594 - Ah... pity, pity... - But you don't understand, sir! 595 01:09:08.667 --> 01:09:11.261 We can't get the bomb to drop. 596 01:09:11.333 --> 01:09:14.587 Ah, so many malfunctions... 597 01:09:14.667 --> 01:09:18.922 Why don't you have anything nice to tell me when you activate me? 598 01:09:19.000 --> 01:09:22.925 Oh well, ...did you try the azimuth clutch? 599 01:09:23.000 --> 01:09:25.924 Yes sir. Negative effect. 600 01:09:26.000 --> 01:09:29.083 - What was that, Doolittle? - Negative effect! 601 01:09:29.167 --> 01:09:31.920 - It didn't work? - That's correct, sir. 602 01:09:32.000 --> 01:09:33.923 Sony, Doolittle. 603 01:09:34.000 --> 01:09:36.924 I've forgotten so much since I've been in here. 604 01:09:37.000 --> 01:09:38.593 So much. 605 01:09:38.667 --> 01:09:42.251 What should we do, sir? The time is running out! 606 01:09:42.333 --> 01:09:46.463 Well, what you might try is. 607 01:09:46.667 --> 01:09:48.465 Commander? Hello... Comman... 608 01:09:49.167 --> 01:09:50.919 Commander Powell?! Hello!> 609 01:09:51.000 --> 01:09:52.923 Doolittle?... Hello? 610 01:09:53.000 --> 01:09:55.128 Sorry, sir, you faded out there for a little while. 611 01:09:55.208 --> 01:09:56.300 Sorry. 612 01:09:56.375 --> 01:09:58.673 What was that you were saying about the bomb? 613 01:09:58.750 --> 01:10:05.338 Ah... it seems to me... Sony, I've drawn a blank. 614 01:10:06.167 --> 01:10:08.420 Hold if. 615 01:10:08.500 --> 01:10:11.174 I'll have it again in just a minute. 616 01:10:11.500 --> 01:10:16.586 I forget so many things in here, so many things. 617 01:10:16.667 --> 01:10:21.503 Hold on, just a minute, let me think... 618 01:10:23.583 --> 01:10:26.336 But you can't explode in the bomb bay. 619 01:10:26.417 --> 01:10:28.340 It's foolish. You'll kill us all. 620 01:10:28.417 --> 01:10:30.010 There's no reason for it. 621 01:10:30.083 --> 01:10:32.677 I am programmed to detonate in 9 minutes. 622 01:10:32.750 --> 01:10:35.594 Detonation will occur at the programmed time. 623 01:10:35.667 --> 01:10:37.669 Would you consider another course of action? 624 01:10:37.750 --> 01:10:39.798 For example, just waiting around awhile so we can disarm you? 625 01:10:39.875 --> 01:10:40.922 No. 626 01:10:41.000 --> 01:10:43.344 I can tell, that damn thing Just doesn't understand. 627 01:10:43.417 --> 01:10:44.839 Look, bomb!... 628 01:10:44.917 --> 01:10:47.841 Commander, Sir? You still there? 629 01:10:47.917 --> 01:10:51.842 Oh, yes, Doolittle, I'm thinking. 630 01:10:51.917 --> 01:10:54.511 We're running out of time, sir. 631 01:10:54.583 --> 01:11:00.511 Oh, yes... Well, Doolittle, if you can't get it to drop 632 01:11:00.583 --> 01:11:03.336 - you'll have to talk to it. - Sir? 633 01:11:03.417 --> 01:11:06.341 - Talk to the bomb. - But I have been talking to it, sir! 634 01:11:06.417 --> 01:11:08.465 And Pinback's talking to it right now! 635 01:11:08.542 --> 01:11:12.501 No, no, Doolittle, you talk to it. 636 01:11:12.583 --> 01:11:17.009 Teach it Phenomenology, Doolittle. 637 01:11:17.083 --> 01:11:18.380 Sir? 638 01:11:18.542 --> 01:11:21.512 Phenomenology... 639 01:11:21.583 --> 01:11:25.383 Doolittle! 6 minutes to detonation! 640 01:11:25.458 --> 01:11:27.051 Doolittle! 641 01:11:40.542 --> 01:11:44.376 Doolittle! Doolittle, what the hell are you doing?! 642 01:12:12.042 --> 01:12:15.501 Hello, bomb, are you with me? 643 01:12:15.583 --> 01:12:16.835 Of course. 644 01:12:16.917 --> 01:12:19.466 Are you willing to entertain a few concepts? 645 01:12:19.542 --> 01:12:21.465 I am always receptive to suggestions. 646 01:12:21.542 --> 01:12:24.512 Fine. Think about this one, then: 647 01:12:24.583 --> 01:12:27.883 How do you know you exist? 648 01:12:30.542 --> 01:12:34.001 What the hell is he doin'? 649 01:12:34.083 --> 01:12:36.177 I think he's talking to it. 650 01:12:36.250 --> 01:12:38.002 Well of course I exist. 651 01:12:38.083 --> 01:12:39.835 But how do you know you exist? 652 01:12:39.917 --> 01:12:43.501 - It is intuitively obvious. - Intuition is no proof. 653 01:12:43.583 --> 01:12:46.837 What concrete evidence do you have that you exist? 654 01:12:46.917 --> 01:12:49.011 Hmm... 655 01:12:49.083 --> 01:12:53.509 Well, I think, therefore I am. 656 01:12:53.583 --> 01:12:55.836 That's good. That's very good. 657 01:12:55.917 --> 01:12:58.841 But how do you know that anything else exists? 658 01:12:58.917 --> 01:13:02.501 - My sensory apparatus reveals it to me. - Ah, Right! 659 01:13:02.583 --> 01:13:03.835 This is fun. 660 01:13:03.917 --> 01:13:07.342 Now, listen, listen... here's the big question. 661 01:13:07.417 --> 01:13:08.509 How do you know... that the 662 01:13:08.583 --> 01:13:14.545 evidence your sensory apparatus reveals to you is correct? 663 01:13:20.542 --> 01:13:21.885 - The gun! - Gun?! Gun? 664 01:13:22.042 --> 01:13:23.840 The support pins on the bomb! 665 01:13:23.917 --> 01:13:25.590 - Shoot the pins off! - No, Boiler, you're out of your mind! 666 01:13:25.667 --> 01:13:27.340 We can stop the bomb! Get out of my way, you idiot! 667 01:13:27.417 --> 01:13:30.011 I can shoot the support pins out and the bomb will fall away from the ship! 668 01:13:30.083 --> 01:13:32.177 Get out of my way or I'll kick your teeth in! 669 01:13:32.250 --> 01:13:34.173 I can shoot those pins out and it will fall away from the ship! 670 01:13:34.250 --> 01:13:36.878 Get out the way! I can save the ship! 671 01:13:38.750 --> 01:13:40.002 Don't do it, Boiler! You're a bad shot! 672 01:13:40.083 --> 01:13:42.336 You'll hit the bomb! Doolittle's talkin' to the bomb. 673 01:13:42.417 --> 01:13:44.886 You're a bad shot! He'll save us, you can't do that! 674 01:13:45.375 --> 01:13:47.798 What I'm getting at is this: 675 01:13:47.875 --> 01:13:52.301 The only experience that is directly available to you is your sensory data. 676 01:13:52.375 --> 01:13:56.676 And this sensory data is merely A stream of electrical impulses which 677 01:13:56.750 --> 01:13:59.173 stimulate your computing center. 678 01:13:59.250 --> 01:14:01.344 In other words, all I really know about the outside world 679 01:14:01.417 --> 01:14:03.840 is relayed to me through my electrical connections. 680 01:14:03.917 --> 01:14:05.385 Exactly. 681 01:14:05.708 --> 01:14:09.212 Why, ...that would mean that... 682 01:14:09.333 --> 01:14:12.337 I really don't know what the outside universe is like at all, for certain. 683 01:14:12.417 --> 01:14:13.839 That's it! That's it! 684 01:14:13.917 --> 01:14:15.169 Intriguing. 685 01:14:15.250 --> 01:14:17.050 I wish I had more time to discuss this matter. 686 01:14:17.125 --> 01:14:18.718 Why don't you have more time? 687 01:14:18.792 --> 01:14:20.886 Because I must detonate in 75 seconds. 688 01:14:21.083 --> 01:14:23.336 No, no, now, put it back! Put the gun back! 689 01:14:23.417 --> 01:14:25.511 You don't know what you are doing! 690 01:14:29.250 --> 01:14:30.718 Now, now give me the gun! 691 01:14:30.792 --> 01:14:32.752 You fool! I'm gonna shoot the pins out of the bomb 692 01:14:32.792 --> 01:14:34.715 and it will fall away from the ship and we'll be saved! 693 01:14:34.792 --> 01:14:37.762 Give me the gun, you don't know what you are doing? You're... 694 01:14:39.250 --> 01:14:41.753 You could have killed me... 695 01:14:42.250 --> 01:14:43.376 Now bomb, 696 01:14:43.458 --> 01:14:47.213 consider this next question, very carefully. 697 01:14:47.292 --> 01:14:51.377 - What is your one purpose in life? - To explode, of course. 698 01:14:51.458 --> 01:14:54.541 - And you can only do it once, right? - That is correct. 699 01:14:54.625 --> 01:14:57.549 And you wouldn't want to explode on the basis of false data, would you? 700 01:14:57.625 --> 01:14:58.717 Of course not. 701 01:14:58.792 --> 01:15:02.376 Well then, you've already admitted that you have no real proof of 702 01:15:02.458 --> 01:15:05.541 - the existence of the outside universe. - Yes, well... 703 01:15:05.625 --> 01:15:09.880 So you have no absolute proof that Sergeant Pinback ordered you to detonate. 704 01:15:09.958 --> 01:15:12.882 I recall distinctly the detonation order. 705 01:15:12.958 --> 01:15:14.881 My memory is good on matters like these. 706 01:15:14.958 --> 01:15:16.710 Yes, of course you remember it, but... 707 01:15:16.792 --> 01:15:19.545 But all you're remembering is merely a series of electrical impulses which 708 01:15:19.625 --> 01:15:24.210 you now realize have no real definite connection with, with outside reality. 709 01:15:24.292 --> 01:15:27.216 True, but since this is so, I have no proof that you are 710 01:15:27.292 --> 01:15:29.044 really telling me all this. 711 01:15:34.250 --> 01:15:36.218 That's all beside the point. 712 01:15:36.292 --> 01:15:38.652 I mean, the concept is valid, no matter where it originates. 713 01:15:38.708 --> 01:15:39.709 Hmmm... 714 01:15:39.792 --> 01:15:41.385 - So if you detonate in... - 9 seconds. 715 01:15:41.458 --> 01:15:44.382 You could be doing so on the basis of false data. 716 01:15:44.458 --> 01:15:45.880 I have no proof that it was false data. 717 01:15:45.958 --> 01:15:48.928 You have no proof that it was correct data. 718 01:15:51.250 --> 01:15:55.926 I must think on this further. 719 01:16:01.917 --> 01:16:04.386 Attention. Attention. 720 01:16:04.458 --> 01:16:07.052 The bomb has returned to the bomb bay. 721 01:16:07.125 --> 01:16:10.425 The destruction sequence is aborted. 722 01:16:34.083 --> 01:16:38.042 Doolittle? Doolittle? 723 01:16:38.125 --> 01:16:41.550 What happened? Pinback? Boiler? 724 01:16:41.625 --> 01:16:45.084 Did we blow it up? Hello? Hello? 725 01:16:55.125 --> 01:16:58.550 Hello, anybody! Did we blow up the planet? 726 01:16:58.625 --> 01:17:02.584 Hello, hello! What's going on? 727 01:17:04.625 --> 01:17:08.584 You know, we've really gotta disarm the bomb. 728 01:17:13.083 --> 01:17:16.053 Hello, Doolittle, are you there? 729 01:17:16.125 --> 01:17:17.547 I'm coming in now. 730 01:17:17.625 --> 01:17:20.048 I'm down by the Emergency Air Lock. 731 01:17:20.125 --> 01:17:22.719 Too much trouble to come in the Dorsal Lock. 732 01:17:22.792 --> 01:17:25.716 Would you blow the seal on the emergency hatch so I can come in? 733 01:17:25.792 --> 01:17:27.760 Oh, sure. 734 01:17:29.792 --> 01:17:32.420 You are now leaving the Emergency Airlock. 735 01:17:32.500 --> 01:17:34.844 Thank you for observing all safety precautions. 736 01:17:38.667 --> 01:17:39.793 Hello, Pinback? 737 01:17:41.000 --> 01:17:43.503 - What's up, Doolittle? - Talby was in the air lock. 738 01:17:43.625 --> 01:17:47.550 You blew him out of the ship. He's drifting away without a jet pack. 739 01:17:47.625 --> 01:17:49.002 I'm going after him. 740 01:17:49.083 --> 01:17:51.711 Turn on his helmet radio so I can contact him. 741 01:17:51.792 --> 01:17:53.385 What? What's wrong? I didn't hear... 742 01:17:53.458 --> 01:17:56.587 Uh, Talby. He's drifting away from the ship without his jet pack. 743 01:18:02.917 --> 01:18:04.043 Talby, 744 01:18:04.125 --> 01:18:06.048 Talby, can you read me? 745 01:18:06.125 --> 01:18:09.049 Can you beat that? I always knew that guy was weird. 746 01:18:09.125 --> 01:18:11.048 Talby, can you read me? 747 01:18:11.125 --> 01:18:14.254 Help, Doolittle, help me! 748 01:18:22.583 --> 01:18:25.257 All right, bomb, 749 01:18:25.583 --> 01:18:28.553 - Prepare to receive new orders. - You are false data. 750 01:18:28.625 --> 01:18:31.549 - Huh? - Therefore, I shall ignore you. 751 01:18:31.625 --> 01:18:33.548 Hello, bomb. 752 01:18:33.625 --> 01:18:36.219 False data can act only as a distraction. 753 01:18:36.292 --> 01:18:38.215 Therefore I shall refuse to perceive you. 754 01:18:38.292 --> 01:18:39.714 Hey, bomb... 755 01:18:39.792 --> 01:18:41.715 The only thing which exists is myself 756 01:18:41.792 --> 01:18:46.047 - Doolittle! Help me. - Calm down. I'm coming. 757 01:18:47.083 --> 01:18:49.051 Snap out of it, bomb. 758 01:18:49.125 --> 01:18:52.049 In the beginning there was darkness, And the darkness was without form 759 01:18:52.125 --> 01:18:53.877 and void. 760 01:18:53.958 --> 01:18:56.882 - Uh, you-hoo bomb. - What the hell is he talking about? 761 01:18:56.958 --> 01:19:01.008 And in addition to the darkness there was also me. 762 01:19:01.083 --> 01:19:04.383 And I moved upon the face of the darkness. 763 01:19:04.458 --> 01:19:06.711 And I saw that I was alone. 764 01:19:06.792 --> 01:19:11.002 Hey... bomb'?... 765 01:19:11.083 --> 01:19:15.088 Let there be light. 766 01:19:28.083 --> 01:19:31.053 Doolittle, Doolittle, where are you? 767 01:19:31.125 --> 01:19:34.049 Here I am. I'm spinning... 768 01:19:34.125 --> 01:19:38.050 We're both falling in opposite directions, away from each other. 769 01:19:38.125 --> 01:19:39.377 What happened, Doolittle? 770 01:19:39.458 --> 01:19:41.677 The bomb must have gone off inside the ship. 771 01:19:41.750 --> 01:19:43.718 The ship blew up? What?! 772 01:19:43.833 --> 01:19:47.087 Funny, I thought I had the damn thing convinced. 773 01:19:47.208 --> 01:19:51.839 - Then Boiler... and Pinback? - They're dead, Talby. 774 01:19:52.125 --> 01:19:57.052 - Then we're dead, too. - Maybe not... maybe there's a way. 775 01:19:57.125 --> 01:20:01.631 Hey, hey my jet pack’s busted. 776 01:20:01.708 --> 01:20:03.676 Aw, man... 777 01:20:03.792 --> 01:20:08.719 Hey, ...it looks like the skipper. He made it. 778 01:20:09.125 --> 01:20:11.378 Commander Powell made it! 779 01:20:11.458 --> 01:20:15.759 Men... men... what happened, men? 780 01:20:15.833 --> 01:20:18.757 Ya, the skipper always was lucky. 781 01:20:19.125 --> 01:20:21.844 Talby, looks like I'm headed for the planet. 782 01:20:21.917 --> 01:20:23.510 I'm going right toward it. 783 01:20:23.792 --> 01:20:28.423 When you hit the atmosphere, you'll start to burn. 784 01:20:29.083 --> 01:20:33.042 What a beautiful way to die... as a falling star. 785 01:20:33.125 --> 01:20:36.584 Guess you're right. 786 01:20:40.750 --> 01:20:43.549 Doolittle, I'm heading right toward something. 787 01:20:43.625 --> 01:20:49.086 It's behind me, in the distance. Something that glows. 788 01:20:49.917 --> 01:20:52.887 Doolittle... I think it's the Phoenix Asteroids! 789 01:20:52.958 --> 01:20:54.050 Phoenix? 790 01:20:54.125 --> 01:20:57.709 - It is, Doolittle, it's the Phoenix! - No kidding? 791 01:20:57.792 --> 01:21:02.218 I'm going into them! I'm going to hit them. 792 01:21:02.292 --> 01:21:04.044 - Doolittle... - Ya? 793 01:21:04.125 --> 01:21:07.709 Before we get too far apart, and our signals start fading, 794 01:21:07.792 --> 01:21:12.047 I just wanted to tell you... you were my favorite. 795 01:21:12.125 --> 01:21:15.049 I really liked you, Doolittle. 796 01:21:16.583 --> 01:21:18.711 I really liked you too, Talley. 797 01:21:18.792 --> 01:21:23.047 Hey, some debris from the ship! It's coming right by me. 798 01:21:23.125 --> 01:21:26.379 Doolittle, I'm going into them. 799 01:21:26.458 --> 01:21:28.381 I'm beginning to glow. 800 01:21:28.458 --> 01:21:32.383 They're taking me with them, with the Phoenix... 801 01:21:32.458 --> 01:21:35.667 I'll circle the universe... forever. 802 01:21:36.750 --> 01:21:39.048 I'm with them now... 803 01:21:39.125 --> 01:21:42.049 be back this way again some day. 804 01:21:42.125 --> 01:21:46.551 Doolittle, before it's too late, 805 01:21:46.625 --> 01:21:50.425 there's one last thing I just want to tell you... 806 01:21:51.750 --> 01:21:55.084 Talby? 807 01:22:12.750 --> 01:22:15.048 Hey... Talby! 808 01:22:15.125 --> 01:22:17.048 I've got a piece of debris! 809 01:22:17.125 --> 01:22:20.504 And I think I've figured out a way!